Sunday, August 2, 2009

Professor Ray of Cake - Blog Entry 1

1.  The professor sent Cake of Justice into a stink pit.  Justice was ruined.  Cake swore vengeance against the dryad who owned the stink pit with a few choice words.

2.  Once the dryad was dead, PRoC baked a coffee cake using the dryad to fuel the fire.   After breakfast, he used Make Whole to "resurrect" Cake of Wrath (a red velvet cake).

3.  Professor Ray of Cake almost set a forest on fire because the party thought the forest was alive.

4.  PRoC almost set a bakery on fire because the owner sold cheesecake (an abomination in his eyes) and fruit cake.  Jack Deth bribed the guards into letting everyone go.

5.  Back at the tavern, PRoC hired a prostitute to have erotic conversations about cake.

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